Weighing in on the tired debate over why Americans fail to love soccer as passionately as the rest of the world, an editorial on football.co.uk offers the following four reasons: 1) the sport is not overcommercialized; 2) it’s too multicultural; 3) “homosexuals;” and 4) not enough points are scored.

Wait. Homosexuals? Hm… Maybe this pictures explains why they think so…